Throughout history the question has been asked: “When is it okay to wear a Brown Leather Jacket?”

After years of study my team and I have found the answer. We bring to you the Brown Leather Jacket website. But it’s more than that. In the coming months I plan on making this a safe haven for Wearers and a place for normals to learn more from the Wearer subculture. In addition, it is my commitment to humanity and coolness to seek out potential Wearers by establishing a simple, but effective screening process based on submissions made to us via our website.

Please enjoy your stay here at Brown Leather Jackets, and remember: Coolness isn’t skin deep. It IS skin.

-Dr. Shawn A. Green III